Let me be direct with you. I have slept in many places. The laundry basket. The bathroom sink. The exact center of the bed where my human wants to put her legs. I have napped on a warm laptop, on a pile of clean towels, and once, memorably, inside a paper bag for six hours. I know beds. I am an expert.
The Shark Shape Cat Cave Bed from Paw Print Pad is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
First: the concept. I am inside a shark. I, a small and powerful predator, am nested within a larger predator. This is called synergy. The enclosed design means I am hidden from the world, which is exactly what I want at all times. The world does not need to see me unless I decide it does. The shark's mouth frames my face when I choose to look out, which means I am always making an entrance. I look incredible.
The cushion. Soft. Genuinely soft. Not the fake soft that turns flat after two days — the kind of soft that holds its shape and cradles you like the universe is apologizing for something. I kneaded it for eleven minutes before I lay down. This is the highest compliment I can give.
The enclosed walls are firm enough to feel like a den and plush enough to lean against. I have pressed my entire face into the side wall on multiple occasions. No notes.
My human tried to move it to a different room. I sat in the doorway and stared at her until she put it back. She put it back.
Five out of five stars. Would be eaten by shark again. The Shark Shape Cat Cave Bed is available at Paw Print Pad and I am not leaving it.
— Miso